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Christine Doesn't Want to Be Single
Help Me Find Her a Man!
The Background:
My good friend Christine is a successful, educated, attractive woman. Much to her dismay, she is also *single*. After trying to meet men via co-workers and matchmaker services, she was telling me that she is ready to give up. We were discussing her situation after seeing a movie last night. Fortified by a large sugar cookie and a Starbuck's White Chocolate Mocha, I said "We'll create a web site and find you a man. Simple as that."
The Subject:
The fair Christine. She is a pediatrician in New York's scenic Hudson Valley. She has blonde hair, brown eyes, and is about 5'7" tall. Interested yet? She loves kids, animals, music, culture, and is seriously beginning to contemplate a life as a nun. We can't allow this to happen to her!!! Oddly enough, freaky men are drawn to her like moths to a porch light. She has had potential suitors encourage her to shave her head, offer foot worship (ew. ew. ew. ew), and send her written scene-by-scene porno (ew again). *PLEASE DON'T DO THIS SORT OF FREAKY SHIT* She wants to meet a nice all-american guy type who is not a sexual deviant but does have a working knowledge of the female anatomy. Hey, she's a doctor, if you are a sexual zero she will figure you out pretty fast.
The Hunt:
We are after the most elusive prey imaginable...the single, straight, educated, attractive Caucasian man between 28 and 40. A non-smoker/non-drug user. Social drinking is OK, budding alcoholism is not. He should also be tall, because she owns a lot of shoes with high heels. And here's a biggie: NO KIDS. She loves kids, and wants to have one of her own someday. BUT she doesn't want to raise your ex-wife's kid... not to mention that whole "paying child support for somebody else's kids" nasty business that we want to avoid.
The Deal:
If you think that you'd like to meet her, drop us an email at man4christine@hotmail.com
BTW, I am not her. I am simply a friend with HTML ability and a little extra time on my hands.
I will be screening the emails because let's face it, I don't care if you like ME. Please include a physical description of yourself and a recent photo.
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